Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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