When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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