Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
