ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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