I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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