This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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