I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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