you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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