you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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