I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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