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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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