I'm eating all of the evidence.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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