i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i dont even know how to be here
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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