Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize