When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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