Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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