You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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