Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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