I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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