you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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