all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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