just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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