these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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