The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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