i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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