How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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