so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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