nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize