You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
