I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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