Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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