I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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