no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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