Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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