Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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