found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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