Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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