i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The beer is more important than you right now.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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