i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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