can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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