Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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