Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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