she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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