The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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