Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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