He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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