If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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