okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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