i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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