There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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