Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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