Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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