you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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