THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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