i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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