Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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